I love my cool cat
She's fun and always active
Cute and cuddly!
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Poetry for Kids by Kenn Nesbitt | |
My doggy likes to disco dance. |
Copyright © 2004 Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved. |
My teacher ate my homework,
Which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at it and smiled with an approving sort of nod. He took a little nibble -- it's unusual, but true -- then had a somewhat larger bite and gave a thoughtful chew. I think he must have liked it, for he really went to town. He gobbled it with gusto and he wolfed the whole thing down. He licked off all his fingers, gave a burp and said, "You pass." I guess that's how they grade you when you're in a cooking class.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room
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I'll tell you of a man I knew
who claimed he came from Timbuktu. He said, "I have the world to see!" So off he went to Timbukthree. Then Timbukfour and Timbukfive were where he seemed to come alive. He went to Timbuksix and -seven, and Timbukeight, -nine, -ten, -eleven. Then Timbuktwelve and -thirteen too, he liked them more than Timbuktu. The last I heard, he's doing fine. He lives in Timbukninetynine. So, kids, if all you ever do is take a trip to Timbuktu, at least you'll have a lot more fun than staying home in Timbukone. But if you have the world to see... continue on to Timbukthree.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved My Puppy Punched Me In The Eye
My puppy punched me in the eye.
My rabbit whacked my ear.
My ferret gave a frightful cry and roundhouse kicked my rear. My lizard flipped me upside down. My kitten kicked my head. My hamster slammed me to the ground and left me nearly dead. So my advice? Avoid regrets; no matter what you do, don't ever let your family pets take lessons in kung fu.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2009 Kenn Nesbitt
All Rights Reserved All My Great Excuses
but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink. I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn't looking. My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire. Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown. Some aliens abducted me. I had a shark attack. A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back. I worked on these excuses so darned long my teacher said, "I think you'll find it's easier to do the work instead." |
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