Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Exaggeration Poem

          Here is an exaggeration poem:




    My Mom Is Better Than Your Mom
    My mom is better than your mom.
    The oatmeal she makes is so good for me I could bench press 100 pounds when I was five.
    She says "Have a bright day," as I walk out the door, ready to get straight A’s in school.
    She makes spinach and Brussels sprouts so delicious I always ask for seconds.
    People are always telling her, "You’re so beautiful, you should be a model." But she always responds, "It’s not your outer beauty but your inner beauty that counts most."
    She never nags me to do my homework. Instead, she asks "How are you doing with your
    homework? Need some help?" I never do. I want her to be proud of me.
    And when she puts me to bed at night, she tucks me, gives me a kiss,
    and I’m asleep—just like that.
    My mom is nicer than your mom.
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9 comments:

  1. MaddyApril 11, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    I'm so unimpressed, I could scream 1000 times. (exaggerating!)

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  2. MaddyApril 11, 2012 at 11:38 AM

    Rachel, no one but you can post!

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  3. RachelApril 11, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    u just posted!

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  4. RachelApril 11, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Try following this blog.

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  5. MaddyApril 11, 2012 at 5:15 PM

    I already am! And that wasn't posting; it was commenting.

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  6. RachelApril 12, 2012 at 4:53 AM

    Hey! U totally copied me with the flower thing. And what does it say at the bottom of the page after u have written a comment? POST! If u already are posting, then keep posting!

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  7. MaddyApril 12, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    I still can't post!!!!!!

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  8. RachelApril 12, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    Serves u right;

    copier.

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  9. MaddyApril 13, 2012 at 6:33 AM

    yay! now I can post!

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