Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Here are some fun limerics:



THER ONCE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM PERU
 


There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.


THERE ONCE WAS A FELLOW NAMED TIM
There once was a fellow named Tim
whose dad never taught him to swim.
He fell off a dock
and sunk like a rock.
And that was the end of him.

THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG GIRL NAMED JILL

There once was a young girl named Jill.
Who was scared by the sight of a drill.
She brushed every day
So her dentist would say,
“Your teeth are so perfect; no bill.”

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