Funny Poems Home Made

1. Yankee Doodle Mix-up


Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on Obama.
He had to get off really quick
'Cause presidents have trauma!

2. Epitaph


Here lies Madeline.
She drove into a big street sign.
She never really learned to drive
And now she's no longer alive.

Isn't that upbeat!

3. Limerick


There once was a cow from the zoo.
She was taken ill with the flu.
But once she was well
No one ever could tell
If she'd ever stop turning blue.