I hate rhyming poems,
They always put up a fight,
No room for similes or metaphors
They're so hard to write!
They take too much time,
It's all just a waste!
They give me a headache
Just not my taste!
If you ever see a rhyming poem,
Quickly look away,
For it taints you to see one,
Anytime, any day.
But you are such a hypocrite!
ReplyDeleteThis poem you just wrote
Is the type of rhyming poem you said you hated in your note!
So please, you should get back to me when you've made up your mind
After all, you've spent much time on writing poems of that kind!
Oh come on, you get the joke
ReplyDeleteThat was the key
the whole point of the poem
was to show the hypocrite in me!
I get that your confused
and I know you won't mind
that I only spent ten minutes
on a poem of that kind.